I had fun.
It was fun.
If you care to accompany me to the kitchen,
the fun may continue.
A different kind of fun.
But why don't you just get dressed and whatever, and...
I left your clothes over there.
Okay.
And I'll see you in there.
Okay.
There she is.
Your workshop awaits.
I know it's a bit crazy, but I popped out
and I got a few little baking bits and pieces.
Butter, milk.
Because I thought that it would be fun for us to bake together today.
Obviously, you will be doing the baking.
I will be doing the eating.
Because you are the expert.
Yeah, I don't...
I don't really wanna...
Sorry. You went to all this trouble, but...
Come on, I know you haven't done it in a while, but it'll be great.
Don't be silly, just get into it. You are so good at it.
All right. I get it.
It was a bit of a curve ball.
Yeah, I think I'm going to go.
I'm sorry. I should just probably go.
Annie,
I don't know what you are getting so upset about.
Because you don't know me.
You don't know anything about me or my life or...
Well, no, because... I don't know what you're trying to do here.
I don't need you to fix me. To fix you?
I don't need any help. I mean, who do you think you are?
Jesus, Annie, we had a really good time. And now you are being all...
It's my fault. I shouldn't have come here last night.
Last night was a mistake.
Fucking hell. All right.
Hey, it's Lillian. Leave a message after the beep.
Hey, Lil, it's me.
Umm...
I'm sure you're probably still a little bit mad at me, but I hope not.
Anyway, the excitement still continues with me.
I just slept with a cop that pulled me over
and I woke up today, and he was really sweet and nice and cute.
So, naturally, I ran out as fast as I could.
What's wrong with me?
Umm...
Anyway, I know you are busy and stuff,
so just call me when you get a chance.
I'd love to talk this out with you when you can.
Okay, bye.
Annie! Annie, wake up.
It's 11:00 a.m.
Oh, shit.
You got a package.
I'd bring it to you, but you said, "Don't touch my things."
Please join us for a Parisian brunch
at the home of Helen Harris III
to celebrate the marriage of Lillian Donovan and Douglas Price.
Let us shower Lillian with gifts and love. Répondez s'il vous plaît. Yay!
Excuse me. Oh. Hi.
I'm looking for a birthday gift for my best friend. Oh.
I want to get her a necklace that says, "Best Friends Forever."
You sure you want it to say "Forever"?
Yeah, why?
Come on. "Forever"?
Forever.
I don't think you guys will be best friends forever. No offense.
But you know...
The friends you have when you are younger sometimes...
Sometimes you grow apart when you get older.
Maybe she'll find a new best friend.
And maybe she will be more successful than you are
and prettier and richer and skinnier
and they end up doing everything together.
You are weird.
I'm not weird. Okay?
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not, and you started it.
No, you started it.
Did you forget to take your Xanax this morning?
God, I feel bad for your parents.
I feel bad for your face.
Okay, well, call me when your boobs come in.
You call me when yours come in.
What, do you have four boyfriends? Exactly.
Yeah, okay, have fun having a baby at your prom.
You look like an old mop.
You know what? You're not as popular as you think you are.
I am very popular.
I'm sure you are.
Very popular.
Well, you're an old, single loser
who is never going to have any friends.
You're a little cunt.
I'm sorry.
Let me tell my mom, okay.
I already told her.
Was she mad?
Hi, Annie, it's Rhodes again.
Since you're not returning any of my calls,
I assume that you're not interested
in spending any more time with me, which is fine.
So don't worry, I won't be bothering you ever again.
Get those taillights fixed.
We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us anymore.
What? What do you mean? I don't get it.
The thing is, we decided that it was actually a bit immature
for a grown-up brother and sister to
still be living together with a roommate.
At our age, it's a bit ridiculous, isn't it? Yeah.
We look a bit silly, don't we? Pathetic.
So we are actually going to live together alone.
Without you.
You're moving out.
She's not moving.
She will move.
Eventually. Eventually.
She has to.
She is taking it in.
You have to leave.
Oh! That's prickly.
Hi. Hi.
Remember when you thought I hit bottom?
That wasn't bottom.
Come here.
We're gonna have fun. I, for one, am really glad you're here.
And guess what?
Good timing.
You know what just came in today on the Netflix?
Cast Away. Tom Hanks.
It's like Forrest Gump, but on an island.
Honey, you are gonna love it.
My God.
This is her driveway?
Who is that man?
Are you a guest of Helen Harris III?
Yes. Technically. I guess.
An attendant will meet you at the stables.
Where?
The shower is over the second bridge.
Pink lemonade? Thank you.
I don't have a cup holder. Can I just give that...
Pink lemonade. Nice. Nice touch.
Shit.
God damn it, that's good.
Mmm.
Shit, that is fresh.
This is the most beautiful shower I have ever been to.
Yes, and Helen is giving out the cutest party favors.
I know, I love their pink berets.
Would you like some champagne? Yes.
It's French.
Annie. Hey.
Hi.
How are you doing? You're here.
Yeah, I'm here. I was invited. Sorry.
Of course you were invited. I just meant you have arrived.
No, I was just joking. Okay.
Can you believe this? Isn't it amazing?
Yep.
Yeah. It's nice.
Yeah. Pretty.
Are we okay?
Yes, I'm sorry I haven't called.
I just didn't want to bug you, but...
Forgive me. It just got crazy.
There has been lots of organizing, and... I have so much to tell you.
I have to say hi to my aunt or she will get mad at my mom.
No, you gotta go do your party rounds.
Yeah.
I'll see you in a minute.
Yeah. Okay.
Oh! Rita, you got all our towels.
Yes, I did. Because I love you, kitten.
All right, let's see what's next.
Another one, another one, another one.
I know who this is from. I can tell by the wrapping.
Is that you?
Annie, you made this.
Look.
Oh, man. - Oh, my gosh.
It's us, Annie.
Oh, my God. Let me see.
Oh, my God.
This is all my favorite stuff from all the stores I love in Milwaukee.
Annie! This is so unbelievable.
Wilson Phillips.
Man, I love Wilson Phillips.
We listened to Hold On probably 10,000 times
when I got my driver's license.
This is such an amazing gift.
Thank you. You're welcome.
I feel really bad, Lil,
I didn't get a chance to actually get you a present
because I have been so busy organizing the shower.
Helen, please. It's more than enough.
Here is a card to say congratulations.
Thank you. Gosh, you have really outdone yourself.
Oh, my God, Helen.
Honey, what is it?
Helen's taking me to Paris.
Your face!
I got you. I fooled you.
Look at your face.
It's just a little pre-wedding vacation. And while we're there,
we're gonna meet the designer of her dress and have a fitting.
You are taking me to Paris?
Oh, my God! This is the best present ever!
Thank you so much.
À Paris!
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Annie! No, Mom.
Motherfucking Paris?
Annie, what are you doing?
I told you about Paris, Helen. I told you about this whole idea!
Annie, calm down. - No, Lillian!
What, you're gonna go to Paris with Helen now?
What, you guys are gonna ride around on bikes
with berets and fucking baguettes
in the basket of the front of your bikes?
How romantic!
What woman gives another woman a trip to Paris?
Am I right? Lesbian.
We're all thinking it, aren't we? I'm not.
Okay? Yes, we're all thinking it, right? I was.
Annie... Lillian, this is not the "you" that I know.
The "you" that I know would have
walked in here and rolled your eyes
and thought this was completely
over-the-top, ridiculous and stupid.
Look at this shower! Look at that fucking cookie!
Did you really think that this group of women
was going to finish that cookie?
Really? You know what? That reminds me, actually.
I never got a chance to try that fucking cookie!
Stupid fucking cookie!
Delicious! Stupid cookie. I think I'II...
Maybe it's better if I dip it in the chocolate.
Is this what you want, Lillian?
This is so awesome.
All right, let's have some nice, hot, unsanitary chocolate!
Ahh! It's hot! Jesus! God!
Christ, Annie. Have you lost your fucking mind?
What are you doing? What am I doing?
You wouldn't know, would you? Where have you been?
You would have no idea. Let me fill you in, okay?
Ever since you got engaged, everything has turned to shit!
You know what? This is supposed to be about my time!
You have managed to ruin every event
in my wedding. Thank you very much.
Okay, well, thank you very much.
It's all her fault. It is not mine!
And you would know that,
if you got your beautiful haired head out of your asshole.
In fact, out of her asshole, which I'm sure is perfectly bleached.
You know what? It is!
And you know how I know?
Because I went to the fucking salon with her
and I got my asshole bleached, too!
And I love my new asshole!
You know what? Why can't you just be happy for me
and then go home and talk behind my back later, like a normal person?
I am happy for you, Lillian. I am very happy for you.
I wish you well. I won't bother you anymore.
Are you kidding me? Annie!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Get back here! Stop.
No, no! She does not get a party favor.
She does not get a dog!
And if you are going to act like this,
then don't even bother coming to my wedding!
I'm proud of you, Lil.
Shut up, Helen!
Anybody else have anything they want to share today?
I took two dogs already. They're in the back of my van.
What?
What? Where are you going?
Hit and run! Classy!
Perfect! Okay.
I'm gonna find you! I'm coming!
Come on! Come on! Come on.
No!
Shit.
I can't say I'm surprised.
I did tell you to get your lights fixed.
Yeah, I know.
And now here we are.
Look, I have had a horrible day.
I don't need a lecture from you right now, okay?
I just... Helen just...
Oh! Don't...
This didn't happen because of Helen.
This happened because you didn't get your taillights fixed.
It's pretty simple.
Do you have any idea how frustrating it is
to see you, night by night, drive past me
with your fucking taillights still broken?
Do you have any idea how crazy that makes me?
It's a simple solution!
Your problem, Annie,
is that you just don't understand that you can hurt people
with these broken lights.
Don't you see how irresponsible this is?
Yes, I should have gotten my fucking taillights fixed.
But I didn't, okay? I didn't.
Listen, don't worry about it.
Seriously. Your message was received.
No, look, please, I don't know what's going on with me right now.
Look, it's fine. Don't bother. Really, what's done is done.
That's it? Where are you going?
That's it! That's it. That's how this works.
Come on. I didn't...
For the record, Annie, you flirted with me.
You made me feel like you really liked me,
which was really unfair.
And then you came home with me and we did stuff, fun stuff,
and then you just left, just like it was nothing.
Oh, please. I know how guys do this thing.
I know how guys act.
One minute, it means something. The next minute, it doesn't.
Right, yeah, you've got it all figured out.
Yeah.
How is that working out for you? Pretty good?
Boom!
What's up, fuck-buddy? You call for some roadside assistance?
Thanks, officer. I can handle it from here on out.
Come on!
I didn't have anyone else to call!
I didn't know that you were gonna show up!
That's the problem with cops, Annie.
We're just never there when you need us.
That cop talks weird.
Come on, dingus. Tick-tock. I got shit to do.
Check it out. Look what's steering the car.
Thanks again for picking me up.
Not a problem.
Were you busy?
Well, it is Friday.
You know, you look tired.
If you're tired, you can totally
lay down in my lap, if you want.
What?
Just take a little lap-nap.
If you want.
Open for biz.
Okay, can you just pull over?
Yeah, actually, that's an even better idea.
No, no, no, can you please just stop the car? I want to get out.
No, it's super gravelly.
Please pull over! Why?
Because I would rather get murdered out here
than spend the next half-an-hour with you.
Can you please just pull over?
Come on, Annie. It's called humor.
Learn about it.
Besides, I would never last a half-hour.
Goodbye, Ted.
If you're trying to turn me on, it's working.
You used me!
No big deal. You are no longer my number three!
Wilson!
Wilson! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, Wilson.
Wilson, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Oh, no, Wilson.
Wilson!
I'm coming in.
Let's go, let's go. And we're walking.
Okay, we're walking. Heel. Heel!
No pee. No! Not on the carpet!
Okay, we're coming... We're coming in.
Everybody is in and having fun.
We're having fun. And heel! We're heeling.
Heel!
How many of those did you take?
I took nine.
Yeah, I did slightly over-commit to the whole dog thing.
It turns out, I'm probably more comfortable with six.
It's a lot... That's a lot of energy to deal with.
But you wouldn't know anything about that,
because you haven't been returning my calls.
And say what, Megan?
Say, "Hi, I can't get off the couch.
"I got fired from my job. I got kicked out of my apartment.
"I can't pay any of my bills. My car is a piece of shit.
"I don't have any friends. The last time I..."
You know what I find interesting about that, Annie?
It's interesting to me that you have absolutely no friends.
You know why it's interesting?
Here's a friend standing directly
in front of you, trying to talk to you.
And you choose to talk about the fact
that you don't have any friends.
You know what I mean.
No, I don't think you want any help.
I think you want to have a little pity party. That's not true.
I think Annie wants a little pity party.
You're an asshole, Annie! Oh, my God. What are you doing?
You're an asshole. I'm life. Is life bothering you?
Yes! What are you doing?
I'm life, Annie. I'm life, Annie.
You have got to fight back on life.
Megan!
You better learn to fight.
Megan!
I'm life and I'm going to bite you in the ass!
Megan... It's not me. I'm your life. Turn over!
My God!
I'm trying to get you to fight for your shitty life, and you won't do it!
You just won't do it. Stop it.
You stop slapping yourself. Stop slapping yourself.
I'm your life, Annie. I'm your shitty...
I'm sorry.
Nice hit.
All right.
I'm glad to see you've got a little bit of spark in you.
I knew that Annie was in there somewhere.
I think...
I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl.
A girl named Megan.
A girl named Megan that didn't have
a very good time in high school.
I'm referring to myself when I say "Megan."
It's me, Megan. Yeah, I got that.
I know you look at me now and think,
"Boy, she must have breezed through high school."
Not the case, Annie.
No, this was not easy going up and down the halls. Okay?
They used to try to blow me up.
They threw firecrackers at my head.
Firecrackers.
I mean literally. I'm not saying that figuratively.
I got firecrackers thrown at my head. They called me a freak.
Do you think I let that break me?
Do you think I went home to my mommy, crying,
"I don't have any friends. Megan doesn't have any friends"?
No, I did not. You know what I did?
I pulled myself up, I studied really hard.
I read every book in the library. And now?
I work for the government. I have
the highest possible security clearance.
Don't repeat that! I won't.
I can't protect you.
I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes.
I won't say anything.
You would be amazed.
A lot of shopping malls.
Don't repeat that!
I won't.
I have six houses.
I bought an 18-wheeler a couple of months ago just because I could.
Okay, you lost Lillian.
You got another best friend
sitting right in front of you, if you would notice.
Huh?
Now, you got to stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Okay, 'cause I do not associate with people
that blame the world for their problems.
'Cause you're your problem, Annie.
And you're also your solution.
Right? I mean, that's...
You get that?
I just miss her, I guess.
Yeah, I know you do.
I know you do.
All right, come on. Bring it in.
There's the Annie...
There's the Annie I knew was there, okay?
All right. Man, you have got to wash your hair.
I'm sorry.
You've got to wash that hair.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I love you.
Looks great. Thank you.
Rhodes and I worked out a deal way back when, so it's on the house.
Are you serious?
Yeah. I owe him big time.
That's really nice.
Hey, Mom?
This is my mom, Judy.
Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you.
Good to meet you, too.
Wait a minute, don't I know you from AA?
Oh, my gosh. You made that artichoke dip, didn't you?
It's good, huh?
It's just delicious.
Come in.
Are you sure you're not gonna come with me today?
It's Lillian's big day.
Mom, she doesn't want me there.
I'll fix you a tuna fish sandwich.
Mom, it's 8:00 in the morning.
You can put syrup on it.
I know.
Hi.
What do you want?
I was wondering if you knew where Lillian was.
No, why would I... What do you mean?
I can't find her. We've looked everywhere.
What?
She is missing. Can you help?
Okay, just wait here. I think I know
someone that might be able to help.
I'll get my keys. Can I just use...
I mean, I just don't know what could have possibly gone wrong.
Everything was going smoothly.
The dress looked fantastic. It had come in from Paris.
Dougie was being great and very helpful.
I had organized everything to the last final detail.
I just...
I don't know what's happened to her.
I don't know. You should know, right?
You're her best friend. It's weird that you don't know.
You guys are so close.
Annie, I want to apologize to you personally
for all of the things that have gone down.
I know that I hurt you,
and that I created a distance between you and Lillian.
I want to apologize for that... I don't want to hear...
...and everything that happened
at the shower. And with Las Vegas...
Okay, I don't want to hear any more, honestly.
I don't even want to talk to you.
Harry never really wants to talk to me, either.
He travels a lot. Like, all year.
I'm basically just by myself.
I don't want to... I don't feel sorry for you.
I really liked that original dress
you picked at the bridal store.
I thought it was beautiful. You have really lovely taste.
Thanks, but it's a little too late for that.
And I know...
I don't think that Brazilian food really gave us food poisoning.
No, it did.
No, I don't think it did.
It was the food. I shit my pants on the way home.
I don't think it was your fault.
That was my fault.
I think people just ask me to their weddings
because I'm good at organizing parties.
I don't have any female friends.
I'm so sorry.
Why are you smiling, Annie?
It's just... It's just...
It's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly.
And that makes me kind of happy.
I look ugly? No, I don't. I don't really look ugly.
A little bit. You're an ugly crier, but that's okay.
No, I'm not really an ugly crier.
Maybe just a little bit. No.
Just a little bit.
It's just my makeup.
But I still look pretty good.
Rhodes!
Rhodes.
Come on! Rhodes!
He's ignoring you. Let me. Yes, he is.
Officer! Roll down your window!
Excuse me! Please!
Rhodes, I know you can hear me, and I know you're mad at me,
but I need your help. Please!
You know this guy?
What are you doing?
I just want to get his attention.
Annie! Oh, my God.
Reckless driving!
Annie, my hair! What are you doing?
I'm speeding! You better pull me over!
Really?
Here comes the litter-bug!
Let's see what Marmaduke's doing.
Just texting. Talking on the phone while I'm driving.
Not even using my hands. Oh, hi!
Mmm! Yum! Yum!
Beer!
Yum! Yum! Yum!
Idiot.
Hey, what's up, man?
I don't care. I don't care.
I'm going to hurl. I feel really sick, Annie!
Hey, who's driving that car?
Can we go up now?
That's not clever.
Hey!
I'm topless!
I'm totally topless.
Really?
Wow. Unbelievable.
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't know.
Hey! Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
All of that stuff, that would have been dangerous for a good driver.
I'm sorry. I just... I really need your help.
We can't find Lillian.
How long has she been gone?
She's been missing for 12 hours.
12 hours?
It's not a missing person until it's at least 24 hours.
Have you ever seen CSI? 24 hours.
Let me get on with my job, Annie.
Nathan, please?
I really need your help.
Please, Nathan.
Who is this one?
This is Helen. I'm Helen.
What?
It's Helen.
Hello, Helen. I've heard wonderful things.
Okay, thanks, buddy. Bye-bye.
Okay, we've traced her cell phone
to the corner of Craner and Rose.
Do you know where that is?
Yes. That is her apartment.
I thought you said you looked there.
We did. We did. Last night.
Okay.
So you're saying she's at her apartment? That's what you're telling me?
She must have gone back after you left.
God, that was crazy of her.
Thank God! Thank you. Let's go. Let's go.
Okay.
We found her!
I am so sorry. I didn't mean to waste your time.
That's embarrassing.
Thank you. No, you are welcome.
It's this kind of high-octane stuff
that really made me want to become a cop.
"Missing girl found at her apartment."
It's...
It's adrenalin-pinching.
It's nice to see you.
I'm glad that you got your taillights fixed.
Means I won't have to stop you again.
Okay.
Annie, let's go.
Anyway, go and save your friend from her apartment.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
Do you mind actually if I go by myself?
Sure. Okay.
Lil?
Lillian?
Lil?
Go away.
What happened?
This whole wedding is fucked up.
Helen just took over everything, and
everything's got out of control.
And my dad can't afford the wedding.
This has been really hard to do without you.
It's been shitty.
I'm sorry.
Nope. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I kicked you out of my wedding.
It's my fault.
No, it's my fault.
I think I'm the one with the mental problems.
Yeah, wasn't it my turn to be crazy?
The bride's supposed to be crazy.
Yes, technically.
You kind of stole all the crazy. I out-crazied you.
Everything's going to be okay.
Yeah? How do you know that?
I left the rehearsal dinner last night.
I told Dougie I had to go get Q-tips.
And
all of a sudden, I realized I was driving here.
I came here.
I realized this is the last time I'm going to be here
in this apartment
with that couch,
and this bed,
and take a bath in my bathtub.
Because you know how much I love my bathtub.
It's a good tub.
I slept in there on my 30th birthday, remember? Uh-huh.
Everything's gonna change.
I mean, I'm not going to get to
live five minutes away from you.
And it makes me so sad.
Well, don't be.
Don't be sad. Because things are going to change,
but they'll be better.
You know?
You're gonna take this huge, great, beautiful step.
And Dougie loves you more than anything.
And so do I.
But what about you? What's gonna happen to you?
I'm gonna be fine.
So don't worry, okay? I'm gonna be...
I'm gonna be fine.
I am fine.
And besides, you need to blaze the trail for me.
And then report back and tell me what's coming.
Whatever you say, boss.
All right, let's get your dress on,
okay, and let's go to your wedding.
Oh, yeah.
That's the other problem.
Don't you dare laugh.
Okay.
I cannot wear this dress!
Okay, don't panic.
This is a nightmare.
We'll fix it.
We'll tweak it.
I will not let you walk down that aisle
unless you look perfect and beautiful, I promise.
Do you have a chainsaw and a blowtorch?
I think this wedding is gonna be a disaster.
No, don't say that.
If Helen had anything to do with this wedding,
it is going to be perfect and tasteful and beautiful.
That's true.
Will you, Douglas, take Lillian to be your wife?
Will you love her, comfort her, and keep her
and, forsaking all others, remain true to her
as long as you both shall live?
I do.
And will you, Lillian, take Douglas to be your husband?
Will you love him, comfort him, and keep him
as long as you both shall live?
I do.
By the powers vested in me by the state of Illinois,
I pronounce you husband and wife.
You may now kiss the bride.
Ladies and gentlemen,
here with us tonight is Lillian's favorite band singing her favorite song.
Put your hands together for Wilson Phillips!
Hi, everybody!
How we doing tonight?
I am not paying for this shit.
Really?
It's the last one, I promise.
The last one. The last one.
I know this pain
Why do you lock yourself up in these chains?
No one can change your life except for you
Don't ever let anyone step all over you
Just open your heart and your mind
Is it really fair to feel
This way inside
Someday somebody's gonna make you
want to turn around and say goodbye
Until then, baby, are you going to let them
hold you down and make you cry?
Don't you know
things can change
Things'll go your way
If you hold on for one more day
Can you hold on for one more day?
Things'll go your way
Hold on for one more day
You could sustain
Or are you comfortable with the pain?
You've got no one to blame for your unhappiness
No, baby
You got yourself into your own mess
Letting your worries pass you by
Baby
Don't you think it's worth your time to change your mind?
No, no
Someday somebody's gonna make you
want to turn around and say goodbye
Until then, baby, are you going to let them
hold you down and make you cry?
What's so funny?
I put a loaded gun in Dougie's carry-on.
The TSA is going to just rip his ass apart.
Annie?
Oh. Hey.
Did you have a nice evening?
It was beautiful. Yeah.
What did you think of the wedding?
It was...
It was great.
It was great, right? Yeah.
It was perfect.
It was great.
Yeah, it was great.
It was really nice meeting you.
Yeah, it was...
Helen, it was really nice meeting you, too.
Hey, you know, maybe
sometime the three of us could go to Rockin' Sushi together.
Thank you, Annie.
I would love that.
Your ride is here.
Hey, how did everything go?
Strangely well.
Good.
So, I ate your cake
that you left.
You did? Yeah.
I mean, I had to fight some raccoons off.
But that's okay. I'm pretty strong and tough,
so it wasn't much of a contest.
So that might have been...
I'm just going to kiss you now rather than just...
Officer Rhodes, please report to...
Oh! I'm on duty.
And I need to put my uniform on.
If I drive like this, they're gonna think I just stole a car,
which wouldn't be great.
You could ride with me if you want.
You want to come? Yeah, I do.
Come on.
All right.
Whoa! Whoa! Where are you going?
I'm getting in the car.
No, no, no, you got to get in the back. What?
You can't sit in the front, it's against regulations.
Come on. Come on.
You're going to make me sit in the back seat?
Yeah, come on.
Sorry. Habit.
All right.
It's a force of habit.
Can I please get in the front seat?
Actually, no, I'm afraid there's a warrant out for your arrest.
What? Why?
Reckless driving, littering, texting,
consuming alcohol while operating a vehicle.
You didn't think I was going to
let you get away with that, did you?
Could we put the siren on? Please?
Thank you.
I know that there is pain
But you hold on for one more day
And you break free from the chains
Yeah, I know that there is pain
But you hold on for one more day
And you break free, break from the chains
Someday somebody's gonna make you
want to turn around and say goodbye
Until then, baby, are you going to let them
hold you down and make you cry?
Don't you know
things can change
Things'll go your way
If you hold on
Okay. Umm...
This is Tape 119.
Air Marshall Jon and I's first sexual encounter.
Is there a hungry bear anywhere?
I'm a hungry bear.
I just happen to have this bear sandwich.
Is there a hungry bear?
I'm a very hungry bear.
Did you see how my flap opens?
Yeah, that's a good-Iooking bear sandwich.
Yeah, that's a big bear sandwich.
Do you want a bite of that sandwich? Feed me.
It's meat and cheeses.